All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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