It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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