so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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