He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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