You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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