So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Randomize
