don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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