So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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