i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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