I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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