he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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