i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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