I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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