Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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