At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
