Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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