How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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