I wannas sexs uuuuu
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
My breasts were aching with rage.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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