one two three fourrrrnication!
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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