we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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