hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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