When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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