your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
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