Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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