Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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