the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
everyone is single if you try hard enough
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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