I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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