Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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