the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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