No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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