i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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