just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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