i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
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