she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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