Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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