Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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