Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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