when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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