hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
you inspire me to be a worse person
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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