Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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