It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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