But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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