I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Randomize
