And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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