Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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