Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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