So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Pants are for mortals
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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