I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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