apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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