Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
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