thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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