HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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