Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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