i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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